Monday, August 23, 2010

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Life (Love) and cows

Sunday afternoon. Sassaresi the sea. We know what you're thinking, but no. Nothing Platamona. Question of Porto Ferro, a place that can still provide food for thought about adeguatissimi. When you arrive, when it melts in the cockpit of your compact car that now has half the Mugoni beach mats, do you think that pierces them brasgeri a pair of bales: f a devastating heat. And not only you feel it, but dozens of friendly motorists who flooded the steep, dusty trail, covering it with their means of locomotion, and thus making life a real brothel. What's more peep out in the middle of the carrera some cows (yes) lost and frightened-looking, with their bells tinkling in the neck and disturbing horns still in place. The poor things, in theory, would cross the street, but the herd of cars cruelly positioned on the other side of the road would prevent that. There is also a calf, held hostage by flies the size of half a square meter. However, you can wait patiently and to perform the additional parking without a hitch. Arrivals then on the beach, the sand sheet a lot. You install the first open space, a safe distance by a squad of boys behind you. The look of the sextet is a hymn to human crunchy cliché: tatuaggini discrete, glitter on the giant lobe, predictable Your search for vocabulary, not just British humor. They come out mostly through grunts - the girls squeak, peppering it all with a "fuck " every three seconds, but at least they are silent most of the time. You, at first, and you make us laugh at one of the bathrooms as you touch before you leave and realize that there is something wrong. The guys do not know how, are practically attached to your ass, although he made sure, before, when you placed the umbrella. Eh oh well. Willy-nilly you lie in the sun and I dozed off. Do you find yourself later with the guys in her lap, because they are meanwhile emerged from a sort of gazebo that seems to be built on the envelopes of sisa and decided to place towels and spiaggine close of your slippers. So you are able to hear what you say, the three couples and their two dogs (one, a white mutt, to emit a shrill, type nocturnal bird of prey seal ). Guess from the sparkling conversations that are there from steers ( slugs but fuck it have left? ") and probably the preparations are in the kitchen were likely to seek abundance (" No, you fuck, I eat them at home that the snails were fuck"). Last but not least, there is one - the alpha male - which does nothing but repeat " And you will place a lu ... Lady Help , all seasoned with unequivocal r dull. The frequency of " you will place lu" etc. increases dramatically during the afternoon. First, every minute. Then every twenty seconds. Finally, do not say anything more than that. The dogs are trying to enter the debate, perhaps because they are hungry, or perhaps because they feel they have more to say of their masters. Meanwhile, the couple - including a "lu you will place a Lady Help and the other, trying to autoanalyzer. Everything was born from the observation of other couples on the beach, sottilineando how lucky ones "who are cruising there cock. Lucky them ...", because - he says one to another - "oh cock before you two were always attached fuck. " The girls, too refined, commented sarcastically " you to do the cock! Matess lu me who you were me! ", and "you will place lu" stipulates that "after six years fuck all m'è passadda ganta fuck passion, I no longer have to be always kissing gana. " Words like boulders. For a while 'there is a suspicious silence, broken only by dogs, then switch to football. Yet the focus is more to the salary of the players ("How long have but Kaka give fuck? 'Ess, a Well Dina! Ce I'd fuck them "), rather than to their actual performance on the field. Indeed, the analysis turns on questions such as " Moratti already could give me some 'Dina fuck, what the fuck does it cost? bastard fuck", which lead to obvious conclusions ("Dina bé a dick, so you do not do more shit ). The head will burst, because not only are eight inches from you, but screaming like pigs having their throats cut. When two of them go to play rackets on the shoreline, all set in their poses to Federer in the suburbs, at least you feel relieved, because at least you will get up the balls and you do not have to put up more " you will place a Lady Help lu", though fill sand you and all your stuff there next. Li noted, at dusk, a few feet of you. One of two dogs is in the midst, jumping from side to side in the illusion of being able to win the ball. And think back to the cows, perhaps because of issues anew next to your car. Then you go away permanently, still observing the dog, then the guys, then again the dog. And I hope the dog take it, the damn ball. You rebel. That takes the gazebo, towels and maybe even the slugs. He kept the car keys. So let them, possibly naked, to graze aimlessly along the beach. Adding, as icing on the cake, small bells to tie around the neck.

Monday, August 16, 2010

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As anticipated from the pages of this blog , La Tana del Grillo has officially made its debut in society. A debut that, according to insiders, has fully fulfilled the expectations. For the record, it must be admitted that the athletic training with a view to Faradda took place in the best way. In fact the night before the big event was the first companion accepted all its golden mansion, then paired them with blows of couscous, tortillas and birroni. Finally, he prevailed upon the slain worker by eliciting myrtles. Those who survived - that is all - was no recurrence so the following afternoon for a juicy, more fierce than ever, just in front of that Big Bar has become the scene of numerous raids summer. Witness OF ACCESS festive atmosphere was as usual Via Caramel. Starting at noon, the street that gave birth to Tana was invaded by local choirs will sing in similar circumstances, so everyone cheering walkways, parking or trying (in the case of number 5) to get to sleep. However, as determined by time, and there had to be Angelinho Angelinho. Hopping among the carcasses of carlsberg, all singing - among other songs that deliberately omitted, while with his right hand on heart, that can easily imagine - "Men Can not Jump is Cagliari " and "the falegnaaami , na na Nope na na na "( more or less on this refrain ). After having participated actively and refreshed by a fight to cross the threshold of Big Bar, you decide to move to other shores, but always in the company of some of ichnusas 66cl. As expected, the hot weather is not so hot, so it seems right and just test the culinary skills of Senegal. Result: double pit-stop with pizza (typical African food) as you touch the walls between friends and stop for physiological needs. Continuing along the route is conjectured to explore the possibility of a known alcoholic independent circulation that, as expected, answers this off in the distance you can imagine the echo of applause for the Sindic. Armed with cans of time, then you venture into the stream of course, with various stabling, more or less random encounters and choruses as " and Gianni Spee , na na na na na Nope." Under the general brothel and the fact that it is now mandatory binoculars Candlesticks to spot, cutting through the maze of strategic Ziddai with step - mandatory! The 66cl costs 2.50 - at the Café del Duomo. The descent towards Vico course can not pass through a Ciclofficina enhanced by the usual talking head in white singlet next door. The body breaks become more dense and important, as you know a nearby alley. Now he sings in the House "and pacioocciuuu lu na na na na na Nope, no more shame. All together, happy. The Stogame, however, grumbles. It takes the double-nougat ice cream Tonara (split in two by sharp axes) to return the cheetah than once. You quickly darkness falls fatigue, but the duties of a good citizen is first everything. Prior to infiltrate near Santa Maria, there is the crazy idea of \u200b\u200ba mojito exhausting: of course the super chic little bar on the corner there is no longer even the ice. Cazz. Yet another beer. Emotions galore for the entry of candlesticks in the church, but a few meters away is the bar of the distributor Agip, never as now a reference point for the entire community. The back then now seems an ideal location for empty the bladder, which is confirmed by the attempt made quietly in the darkness encountering even a crackling Jiri Hubalek, who holds bench sitting on the hood of a car. It is no longer time to do calculations, it goes on for inertia. Stop appeasing them all away and behind the band , which drags us into the weight Ziddai bright as day, through a door Utzeri ever so magical and full of meaning. All the while no mention to wane "and birrettaaa na na na na na Nope." The King of the Mountains is represented - if ever there were doubts - from the Palazzo Ducale. Hungry as cougars, one strives to swallow as quickly as possible sandwiches and Boeotia, in an attempt to defuse the fervor of the evening. It 'absolutely useless. Only a few hours and a few liters of Coke later looming on the horizon the possibility of publishing what would become this post. A zent'anni. From Tana.

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Yes. Friends, but above all friends of La Tana del Grillo, George Clooney's Pirson pirsonalmente landed in Vico during the course of Faradda Candle edition duemilaedieci Anno Domini. The Hero of Two Worlds has now raised the white t-shirt, he has begged and belch salsiccione three pounds of nougat stalls, before starting to sing "eh eh oh oh" along with supporters of the carpenters gremio . Eyewitnesses also argue - probably the same ones who participated all'acquitrinoso poll listed below - that George would be replaced by one of the bearers of the candlestick tailors for a few meters, then blending into the crowd once they arrive in Piazza Santa Maria. They expect the agencies to obtain credible evidence. From underlined that Logan Fowler, the lifeguard or more desired Piazza Porrino, took his shirt on throughout the Faradda, insensitive to the groupies who called for the bare-chested. Deeeeettagli:

What will happen to the stanchions Faradda 2010?
  1. Logan Fowler in pittorra 4 (20%)
  2. The route will be diverted into Via Caramel 0 (0%) sighted a UFO will
  3. 0 (0%)
  4. There'll drink one thousand 5 (25%)
  5. A Cock 2 (10%)
  6. parade of the gremio Pizzinni Andera of 1 (5%)
  7. UFOs in pittorra 2 (10%)
  8. pittorra to George Clooney 6 (30%)

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Discontinued Pfaltzgraff Paterns

Fallu Badd!

Live from Via Caramel a few hours after Festha Manna. La Tana del Grillo - for the first time in its history - is this the whole Faradda. Back from excessive doses of couscous and some myrtle too, the most talked about blog of Northern Sardinia will follow the adventures of chandeliers exclusively for you. Rendez-vous with a headache at the headquarters in Largo aka Angelinho Cavallotti's starting at 18. A zent'anni!

Sunday, August 8, 2010

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Yes, Viaggiareeee ....

Pizzinni of Andera now without boundaries. The relief led by the National Mulas - about to be publicly traded - could, in the desires of the people of La Tana, to find a synergy with the Irish company. The reason? According to a BE of people who participated in that poll all'incorruttibile Ryanair should be the sponsor of the Reds. Moreover, the sympathy-Ziddai Ireland has never been questioned. In fact, the next steps should be added as a sponsor of Guinness and Bailey's tènnico as a sponsor of an emergency when there is nothing left in their sideboard. Worth noting is the excellent result of the Fast Food Refral, who for several long minutes has done more to imagine a good meal to eat for free from the mythical hambovo of Via Roma. Instead we can officially declare to the four winds: a dick.

What should be the sponsor of the Pizzinni Andera?
  1. Fainé Benito 1 (3%)
  2. Library Zero In Conduct 1 (3%)
  3. Bar Big 3 (11%)
  4. Fast Food Refral 5 (19%)
  5. Boar Brushes 3 (11%)
  6. Unicef \u200b\u200b4 (15%)
  7. Best Brau 0 (0%)
  8. Red Lion Pub 1 (3%)
  9. Ryanair
  10. 7 (26%)
  11. The sponsor of the Dynamo 1 (3%)

Thursday, August 5, 2010

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Yes, folks. As anticipated some moonlight ago, La Tana del Grillo has landed on the popular social network . The credit goes to a real old person who has decided from very difficult times to honor the most popular blog by housewives Voghera with a facebook page all its own. All tasted. Finally, after months of efforts and requests not answered, his dream came true. Click here for viewing . Take it and enjoy it all.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Less Sensation In Left Leg

Pizzinni I win and not convincing, but if you drink Mille

our posted JF Sebastian and Logan Fowler

Pizzinni of Andera - The Quenta 6-4 (G Cadogan . (2), Mulas (2), A. Cadogan (2))

Unstoppable Pizzinni of Andera. Even in a so-so night, not shiny either on the athletic or from that game, three points safe for Mulas captain and his companions. The Quenta strong party but surrenders to three doublets of reds, now running at to the top of a ranking that is still mysterious, since the update by Zidane hieroglyphics. The Presidentissimo Marcia sgom between the mob came from all over to see Ziddai Pizzinni and settles in the stands, resulting in a precious good luck charm, especially after the very encouraging start. When Coradduzza quarrels with contact lenses in heating is already understood to be an uphill race. Indeed. The lady seems Quenta, Our trudge. It will be the evenings or your evenings in Bar Great Alghero from alcohol test, will probably both: the fact is that the legs do not respond as they should and out of breath (alcohol) is starting to be felt immediately. However, the opportunities before us would be well, except that the stakes of the Zentrum Arena resonate dangerously and in the most disparate. Slut whore, think Pizzinni. The advantage instead Quenta usually the wrong corridor and is 2-1, with Gelan innocent. On his return from the break the music does not seem to change much, because when the wood is still Giangi on imitation of Van Basten year of our Lord 1988, the curses flying most of the moths by the parties of the National Zidane. What the fuck, among others, the Presidentissimo says Marcia. Fortunately, we believe Pizzinni. Comes the same. And in the end - the accomplice of their opponents to drop some pearls of Gelan - there is room to run away in scoring with a version in Cadogan Jr scorer. The finish is very nervous, La Quenta gets angry. The whistle of the referee prevents Zidane from sideline to intervene with a machete. Well so, discuss this issue again in a few weeks.

Scoreboard:

BASE - vote 8.5 : learn from the first para the last minute. Among the posts is really a different category, and placement to the line of fire is always perfect. Morally supports the Pizzinni from first to last minute and shows to have the real stuff from taking over the leading comrades throughout the game to any "horror" committed. Continue to leave the port's ball and chain, starting the action "reds" in a superb and allowing the team to stick with "the man more." MVP

MULAS - Rating 4.5 : Jesus Christ. Fifty errors at least 2-3 lead in the opponent's goal. A cry, do not stand up, is not very polished and try to do things they can do. Goes up and cut in front throughout the match. The switch is always either too long or too short, evil takes the punishment. Some action good ball and chain and two goals to Inzaghi, but in general play a game really insufficient. He expects to see The Mule in a completely different athletic (last ridiculous) after the break. knackered

DE ROBERTO - 7: one of the few to escape in the middle of the field. French Toast understand first of all that is not a day from foil and makes things simple and straightforward. In defense seemed the more motivated and attentive even though, at times, does not follow the "signs scream" of his goalie. Nice shot in his only offense advanced, shows a lack of fitness and athletic, but unlike the others, he puts his head and heart. Enough. CONTINUOUS

A. Cadogan - 5 votes : expected and more orderly by Comrade discipilna and instead play a game anonymously and distracted. Tired, back physically and athletically, is credited with scoring the two goals that closes the partita.La should introduce it but does not seem to run. Little else to add. It is lying in wait of 20 days after a stop. Disoriented

CORADDUZZA E. - Rating 4.5 : no evening for Rais. Ball and chain not really guesses at the door seems inattentive. Try to put a little heart, but nothing more. After switching to defense seems to be a little more, but we are very far from what I can give the product away Pizzinni Turin. POSTPONED

G Cadogan. - 7 votes : strangely mediocre athletic condition, is always elusive in the short. Try the shot from any position, striking a wooden striking - crossfire right to fly a disarming beauty. It 's a lighthouse there front for his team, marks "only" two goals, but it does make many others, each time folding is useful in defense and decisive. IRREPLACEABLE

Post Match:

The locker room is Pizzinni park of enthusiasm at the end of the match. A choral by dick from "is what has emerged from our insiders. G. Cadogan stresses the importance of Sechi (absent against the Quenta) in the tactical arena of the Reds' fuck, when you feel it would be useful in games like these just ", while Mulas is skeptical and argues that the team is disjointed " dorks because there are people who are unaccustomed to touch the ball ". Roberto De burps on the bench, while Coradduzza is still angry with the slow " fuck fuck, that must be because I'm new " . Finally Super Solothurn through the media stated that it did not agree with the self-flagellation that has been inflicted and Mulas captain said, among other things, that "I do not like losing and ". Words from true leader, which we appreciate.